Not If I See You First Lyrics

[Verse 1]
So you found yourself a man
Who fulfills your plan
To make a damn fool out of me

He can fly you to the moon
In a hot air balloon
He can even make the deaf man seeWell, I’ll tell you, bitch
You better pray he’s rich
Enough to buy you a private nurse
‘Cause before you skipped town
You said you’ll see me around
But not if I see you first[Chorus]
If I see you first, then you’re both gonna stay together
Forever underneath the grassYou better run real fast
‘Cause if I see you first
I’m gonna see you last[Verse 2]
I’m a man possessed
With a slippery chest
That I can never keep my feelings onDon’t try and make me change
I’m like a devil deranged
And I can only grit my teeth so longI wanna see you bleed
I wanna see you need
Me to call off my gypsy curseYou wanna see me cry
You wanna see July
Well, not if I see you first
[Chorus]
If I see you first, you better run like a burnin’ dog
Who set the fire station up in flamesYou better change your name
‘Cause if I see you first
You’ll have yourself to blame[Bridge]
I been waitin’ ’round
Too many days
For a raise
From this pool of tearsI’ve been beaten down
Too many years
Time to shift the gears
And in my defense
I ain’t got much sense
My skull’s three feet dense
And I don’t take offenses wellI’m gonna send you back to hell[Verse 3]
Now we can do this hard
And leave me twice as scarred
Or we can do this the easy way
Leave it all behind
And get some peace of mind
With a fella who earns his payCome back to me
And I guarantee
I won’t have to sing another verseBut if your answer’s wrong
I’ll write a thousand songs
While I’m on my way to see you first[Outro]
If I see you first, well I promise you and me
We’re really gonna cook with gasYou better run real fast
‘Cause if I see you first
You’ll fly a nonstop jet plane to hell first classGrab your boarding pass
‘Cause if I see you first
You’ll feel a switchblade sharper than a broken glassYou better hide your ass
‘Cause if I see you first
I’m gonna see you last
I’m gonna see you last
I’m gonna see you last
I’m gonna see you last