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Volpone; Or, The Fox (Act 1 Scene 1.1) Lyrics

Ben Jonson
A ROOM IN VOLPONE’S HOUSE.

ENTER VOLPONE AND MOSCA.

VOLP
Good morning to the day; and next, my gold:
Open the shrine, that I may see my Saint.
[MOSCA WITHDRAWS THE CURTAIN, AND DISCOVERS PILES OF GOLD,
PLATE, JEWELS, ETC.]
Hail the world’s soul, and mine! more glad than is
The teeming earth to see the long’d-for sun
Peep through the horns of the celestial Ram,
Am I, to view thy splendour darkening his;
That lying here, amongst my other hoards,
Shew’st like a flame by night; or like the day
Struck out of chaos, when all darkness fled
Unto the centre. O thou son of Sol,
But brighter than thy father, let me kiss,
With adoration, thee, and every relick
Of sacred treasure, in this blessed room.
Well did wise poets, by thy glorious name,
Title that age which they would have the best;
Thou being the best of things: and far transcending
All style of joy, in children, parents, friends,
Or any other waking dream on earth:
Thy looks when they to Venus did ascribe,
They should have given her twenty thousand Cupids;
Such are thy beauties and our loves! Dear saint,
Riches, the dumb God, that giv’st all men tongues;
That canst do nought, and yet mak’st men do all things;
The price of souls; even hell, with thee to boot,
Is made worth heaven. Thou art virtue, fame,
Honour, and all things else. Who can get thee,
He shall be noble, valiant, honest, wise,—
MOS
And what he will, sir. Riches are in fortune
A greater good than wisdom is in nature.

VOLP
True, my beloved Mosca. Yet I glory
More in the cunning purchase of my wealth,
Than in the glad possession; since I gain
No common way; I use no trade, no venture;
I wound no earth with plough-shares; fat no beasts,
To feed the shambles; have no mills for iron,
Oil, corn, or men, to grind them into powder:
I blow no subtle glass; expose no ships
To threat’nings of the furrow-faced sea;
I turn no monies in the public bank,
Nor usure private.

MOS
No sir, nor devour
Soft prodigals. You shall have some will swallow
A melting heir as glibly as your Dutch
Will pills of butter, and ne’er purge for it;
Tear forth the fathers of poor families
Out of their beds, and coffin them alive
In some kind clasping prison, where their bones
May be forth-coming, when the flesh is rotten:
But your sweet nature doth abhor these courses;
You lothe the widdow’s or the orphan’s tears
Should wash your pavements, or their piteous cries
Ring in your roofs, and beat the air for vengeance.

VOLP
Right, Mosca; I do lothe it.

MOS
And besides, sir,
You are not like a thresher that doth stand
With a huge flail, watching a heap of corn,
And, hungry, dares not taste the smallest grain,
But feeds on mallows, and such bitter herbs;
Nor like the merchant, who hath fill’d his vaults
With Romagnia, and rich Candian wines,
Yet drinks the lees of Lombard’s vinegar:
You will not lie in straw, whilst moths and worms
Feed on your sumptuous hangings and soft beds;
You know the use of riches, and dare give now
From that bright heap, to me, your poor observer,
Or to your dwarf, or your hermaphrodite,
Your eunuch, or what other household-trifle
Your pleasure allows maintenance.

VOLP
Hold thee, Mosca,
[GIVES HIM MONEY.]
Take of my hand; thou strik’st on truth in all,
And they are envious term thee parasite.
Call forth my dwarf, my eunuch, and my fool,
And let them make me sport.
[EXIT MOS.]
What should I do,
But cocker up my genius, and live free
To all delights my fortune calls me to?
I have no wife, no parent, child, ally,
To give my substance to; but whom I make
Must be my heir: and this makes men observe me:
This draws new clients daily, to my house,
Women and men of every sex and age,
That bring me presents, send me plate, coin, jewels,
With hope that when I die (which they expect
Each greedy minute) it shall then return
Ten-fold upon them; whilst some, covetous
Above the rest, seek to engross me whole,
And counter-work the one unto the other,
Contend in gifts, as they would seem in love:
All which I suffer, playing with their hopes,
And am content to coin them into profit,
To look upon their kindness, and take more,
And look on that; still bearing them in hand,
Letting the cherry knock against their lips,
And draw it by their mouths, and back again.—
How now!

[RE-ENTER MOSCA WITH NANO, ANDROGYNO, AND CASTRONE.]

NAN
Now, room for fresh gamesters, who do will you to know,
They do bring you neither play, nor university show;
And therefore do entreat you, that whatsoever they rehearse,
May not fare a whit the worse, for the false pace of the verse.
If you wonder at this, you will wonder more ere we pass,
For know, here is inclosed the soul of Pythagoras,
That juggler divine, as hereafter shall follow;
Which soul, fast and loose, sir, came first from Apollo,
And was breath’d into Aethalides; Mercurius his son,
Where it had the gift to remember all that ever was done.
From thence it fled forth, and made quick transmigration
To goldy-lock’d Euphorbus, who was killed in good fashion,
At the siege of old Troy, by the cuckold of Sparta.
Hermotimus was next (I find it in my charta)
To whom it did pass, where no sooner it was missing
But with one Pyrrhus of Delos it learn’d to go a fishing;
And thence did it enter the sophist of Greece.
From Pythagore, she went into a beautiful piece,
Hight Aspasia, the meretrix; and the next toss of her
Was again of a whore, she became a philosopher,
Crates the cynick, as it self doth relate it:
Since kings, knights, and beggars, knaves, lords and fools gat it,
Besides, ox and ass, camel, mule, goat, and brock,
In all which it hath spoke, as in the cobler’s cock.
But I come not here to discourse of that matter,
Or his one, two, or three, or his greath oath, BY QUATER!
His musics, his trigon, his golden thigh,
Or his telling how elements shift, but I
Would ask, how of late thou best suffered translation,
And shifted thy coat in these days of reformation.

AND
Like one of the reformed, a fool, as you see,
Counting all old doctrine heresy.

NAN
But not on thine own forbid meats hast thou ventured?

AND
On fish, when first a Carthusian I enter’d.

NAN
Why, then thy dogmatical silence hath left thee?

AND
Of that an obstreperous lawyer bereft me.

NAN
O wonderful change, when sir lawyer forsook thee!
For Pythagore’s sake, what body then took thee?

AND
A good dull mule.

NAN
And how! by that means
Thou wert brought to allow of the eating of beans?

AND
Yes.

NAN
But from the mule into whom didst thou pass?

AND
Into a very strange beast, by some writers call’d an ass;
By others, a precise, pure, illuminate brother,
Of those devour flesh, and sometimes one another;
And will drop you forth a libel, or a sanctified lie,
Betwixt every spoonful of a nativity pie.

NAN
Now quit thee, for heaven, of that profane nation;
And gently report thy next transmigration.

AND
To the same that I am.

NAN
A creature of delight,
And, what is more than a fool, an hermaphrodite!
Now, prithee, sweet soul, in all thy variation,
Which body would’st thou choose, to keep up thy station?

AND
Troth, this I am in: even here would I tarry.

NAN
Cause here the delight of each sex thou canst vary?

AND
Alas, those pleasures be stale and forsaken;
No, ’tis your fool wherewith I am so taken,
The only one creature that I can call blessed:
For all other forms I have proved most distressed.

NAN
Spoke true, as thou wert in Pythagoras still.
This learned opinion we celebrate will,
Fellow eunuch, as behoves us, with all our wit and art,
To dignify that whereof ourselves are so great and special a part.

VOLP
Now, very, very pretty! Mosca, this
Was thy invention?

MOS
If it please my patron,
Not else.

VOLP
It doth, good Mosca.

MOS
Then it was, sir.

NANO AND CASTRONE
[SING.]: Fools, they are the only nation
Worth men’s envy, or admiration:
Free from care or sorrow-taking,
Selves and others merry making:
All they speak or do is sterling.
Your fool he is your great man’s darling,
And your ladies’ sport and pleasure;
Tongue and bauble are his treasure.
E’en his face begetteth laughter,
And he speaks truth free from slaughter;
He’s the grace of every feast,
And sometimes the chiefest guest;
Hath his trencher and his stool,
When wit waits upon the fool:
O, who would not be
He, he, he?

[KNOCKING WITHOUT.]

VOLP
Who’s that? Away!
[EXEUNT NANO AND CASTRONE.]
Look, Mosca. Fool, begone!
[EXIT ANDROGYNO.]

MOS
‘Tis Signior Voltore, the advocate;
I know him by his knock.

VOLP
Fetch me my gown,
My furs and night-caps; say, my couch is changing,
And let him entertain himself awhile
Without i’ the gallery.
[EXIT MOSCA.]
Now, now, my clients
Begin their visitation! Vulture, kite,
Raven, and gorcrow, all my birds of prey,
That think me turning carcase, now they come;
I am not for them yet—
[RE-ENTER MOSCA, WITH THE GOWN, ETC.]
How now! the news?

MOS
A piece of plate, sir.

VOLP
Of what bigness?

MOS
Huge,
Massy, and antique, with your name inscribed,
And arms engraven.

VOLP
Good! and not a fox
Stretch’d on the earth, with fine delusive sleights,
Mocking a gaping crow? ha, Mosca?

MOS
Sharp, sir.

VOLP
Give me my furs.
[PUTS ON HIS SICK DRESS.]
Why dost thou laugh so, man?

MOS
I cannot choose, sir, when I apprehend
What thoughts he has without now, as he walks:
That this might be the last gift he should give;
That this would fetch you; if you died to-day,
And gave him all, what he should be to-morrow;
What large return would come of all his ventures;
How he should worship’d be, and reverenced;
Ride with his furs, and foot-cloths; waited on
By herds of fools, and clients; have clear way
Made for his mule, as letter’d as himself;
Be call’d the great and learned advocate:
And then concludes, there’s nought impossible.

VOLP
Yes, to be learned, Mosca.

MOS
O no: rich
Implies it. Hood an ass with reverend purple,
So you can hide his two ambitious ears,
And he shall pass for a cathedral doctor.

VOLP
My caps, my caps, good Mosca. Fetch him in.

MOS
Stay, sir, your ointment for your eyes.

VOLP
That’s true;
Dispatch, dispatch: I long to have possession
Of my new present.

MOS
That, and thousands more,
I hope, to see you lord of.

VOLP
Thanks, kind Mosca.

MOS
And that, when I am lost in blended dust,
And hundred such as I am, in succession—

VOLP
Nay, that were too much, Mosca.

MOS
You shall live,
Still, to delude these harpies.

VOLP
Loving Mosca!
‘Tis well: my pillow now, and let him enter.
[EXIT MOSCA.]
Now, my fain’d cough, my pthisic, and my gout,
My apoplexy, palsy, and catarrhs,
Help, with your forced functions, this my posture,
Wherein, this three year, I have milk’d their hopes.
He comes; I hear him—Uh! [COUGHING.] uh! uh! uh! O—

[RE-ENTER MOSCA, INTRODUCING VOLTORE, WITH A PIECE OF PLATE.]

MOS
You still are what you were, sir. Only you,
Of all the rest, are he commands his love,
And you do wisely to preserve it thus,
With early visitation, and kind notes
Of your good meaning to him, which, I know,
Cannot but come most grateful. Patron! sir!
Here’s signior Voltore is come—

VOLP [FAINTLY.]: What say you?

MOS
Sir, signior Voltore is come this morning
To visit you.

VOLP
I thank him.

MOS
And hath brought
A piece of antique plate, bought of St Mark,
With which he here presents you.

VOLP
He is welcome.
Pray him to come more often.

MOS
Yes.

VOLT
What says he?

MOS
He thanks you, and desires you see him often.

VOLP
Mosca.

MOS
My patron!

VOLP
Bring him near, where is he?
I long to feel his hand.

MOS
The plate is here, sir.

VOLT
How fare you, sir?

VOLP
I thank you, signior Voltore;
Where is the plate? mine eyes are bad.

VOLT
[PUTTING IT INTO HIS HANDS.]: I’m sorry,
To see you still thus weak.

MOS
[ASIDE.]: That he’s not weaker.

VOLP
You are too munificent.

VOLT
No sir; would to heaven,
I could as well give health to you, as that plate!

VOLP
You give, sir, what you can: I thank you. Your love
Hath taste in this, and shall not be unanswer’d:
I pray you see me often.

VOLT
Yes, I shall sir.

VOLP
Be not far from me.

MOS
Do you observe that, sir?

VOLP
Hearken unto me still; it will concern you.

MOS
You are a happy man, sir; know your good.

VOLP
I cannot now last long—

MOS
You are his heir, sir.

VOLT
Am I?

VOLP
I feel me going; Uh! uh! uh! uh!
I’m sailing to my port, Uh! uh! uh! uh!
And I am glad I am so near my haven.

MOS
Alas, kind gentleman! Well, we must all go—

VOLT
But, Mosca—

MOS
Age will conquer.

VOLT
‘Pray thee hear me:
Am I inscribed his heir for certain?

MOS
Are you!
I do beseech you, sir, you will vouchsafe
To write me in your family. All my hopes
Depend upon your worship: I am lost,
Except the rising sun do shine on me.

VOLT
It shall both shine, and warm thee, Mosca.

MOS: Sir,
I am a man, that hath not done your love
All the worst offices: here I wear your keys,
See all your coffers and your caskets lock’d,
Keep the poor inventory of your jewels,
Your plate and monies; am your steward, sir.
Husband your goods here.

VOLT
But am I sole heir?

MOS
Without a partner, sir; confirm’d this morning:
The wax is warm yet, and the ink scarce dry
Upon the parchment.

VOLT
Happy, happy, me!
By what good chance, sweet Mosca?

MOS
Your desert, sir;
I know no second cause.

VOLT
Thy modesty
Is not to know it; well, we shall requite it.

MOS
He ever liked your course sir; that first took him.
I oft have heard him say, how he admired
Men of your large profession, that could speak
To every cause, and things mere contraries,
Till they were hoarse again, yet all be law;
That, with most quick agility, could turn,
And [re-] return; [could] make knots, and undo them;
Give forked counsel; take provoking gold
On either hand, and put it up: these men,
He knew, would thrive with their humility.
And, for his part, he thought he should be blest
To have his heir of such a suffering spirit,
So wise, so grave, of so perplex’d a tongue,
And loud withal, that would not wag, nor scarce
Lie still, without a fee; when every word
Your worship but lets fall, is a chequin!—
[LOUD KNOCKING WITHOUT.]
Who’s that? one knocks; I would not have you seen, sir.
And yet—pretend you came, and went in haste:
I’ll fashion an excuse.—and, gentle sir,
When you do come to swim in golden lard,
Up to the arms in honey, that your chin
Is born up stiff, with fatness of the flood,
Think on your vassal; but remember me:
I have not been your worst of clients.

VOLT
Mosca!—

MOS
When will you have your inventory brought, sir?
Or see a coppy of the will?—Anon!—
I will bring them to you, sir. Away, be gone,
Put business in your face.

[EXIT VOLTORE.]

VOLP
[SPRINGING UP.]: Excellent Mosca!
Come hither, let me kiss thee.

MOS
Keep you still, sir.
Here is Corbaccio.

VOLP
Set the plate away:
The vulture’s gone, and the old raven’s come!

MOS
Betake you to your silence, and your sleep:
Stand there and multiply.
[PUTTING THE PLATE TO THE REST.]
Now, shall we see
A wretch who is indeed more impotent
Than this can feign to be; yet hopes to hop
Over his grave.—
[ENTER CORBACCIO.]
Signior Corbaccio!
You’re very welcome, sir.

CORB
How does your patron?

MOS
Troth, as he did, sir; no amends.

CORB
What! mends he?

MOS
No, sir: he’s rather worse.

CORB
That’s well. Where is he?

MOS
Upon his couch sir, newly fall’n asleep.

CORB
Does he sleep well?

MOS
No wink, sir, all this night.
Nor yesterday; but slumbers.

CORB
Good! he should take
Some counsel of physicians: I have brought him
An opiate here, from mine own doctor.

MOS
He will not hear of drugs.

CORB
Why? I myself
Stood by while it was made; saw all the ingredients:
And know, it cannot but most gently work:
My life for his, ’tis but to make him sleep.

VOLP
[ASIDE.]: Ay, his last sleep, if he would take it.

MOS
Sir,
He has no faith in physic.

CORB
‘Say you? ‘say you?

MOS
He has no faith in physic: he does think
Most of your doctors are the greater danger,
And worse disease, to escape. I often have
Heard him protest, that your physician
Should never be his heir.

CORB
Not I his heir?

MOS
Not your physician, sir.

CORB
O, no, no, no,
I do not mean it.

MOS
No, sir, nor their fees
He cannot brook: he says, they flay a man,
Before they kill him.

CORB
Right, I do conceive you.

MOS
And then they do it by experiment;
For which the law not only doth absolve them,
But gives them great reward: and he is loth
To hire his death, so.

CORB
It is true, they kill,
With as much license as a judge.

MOS
Nay, more;
For he but kills, sir, where the law condemns,
And these can kill him too.

CORB
Ay, or me;
Or any man. How does his apoplex?
Is that strong on him still?

MOS
Most violent.
His speech is broken, and his eyes are set,
His face drawn longer than ’twas wont—

CORB
How! how!
Stronger then he was won’t?

MOS
No, sir: his face
Drawn longer than ’twas won’t.

CORB
O, good!

MOS
His mouth
Is ever gaping, and his eyelids hang.

CORB
Good.

MOS
A freezing numbness stiffens all his joints,
And makes the colour of his flesh like lead.

CORB
‘Tis good.

MOS
His pulse beats slow, and dull.

CORB
Good symptoms, still.

MOS
And from his brain—

CORB
I conceive you; good.

MOS
Flows a cold sweat, with a continual rheum,
Forth the resolved corners of his eyes.

CORB
Is’t possible? yet I am better, ha!
How does he, with the swimming of his head?

B
O, sir, ’tis past the scotomy; he now
Hath lost his feeling, and hath left to snort:
You hardly can perceive him, that he breathes.

CORB
Excellent, excellent! sure I shall outlast him:
This makes me young again, a score of years.

MOS
I was a coming for you, sir.

CORB
Has he made his will?
What has he given me?

MOS
No, sir.

CORB
Nothing! ha?

MOS
He has not made his will, sir.

CORB
Oh, oh, oh!
But what did Voltore, the Lawyer, here?

MOS
He smelt a carcase, sir, when he but heard
My master was about his testament;
As I did urge him to it for your good—

CORB
He came unto him, did he? I thought so.

MOS
Yes, and presented him this piece of plate.

CORB
To be his heir?

MOS
I do not know, sir.

CORB
True:
I know it too.

MOS
[ASIDE.]: By your own scale, sir.

CORB
Well,
I shall prevent him, yet. See, Mosca, look,
Here, I have brought a bag of bright chequines,
Will quite weigh down his plate.

MOS
[TAKING THE BAG.]: Yea, marry, sir.
This is true physic, this your sacred medicine,
No talk of opiates, to this great elixir!

CORB
‘Tis aurum palpabile, if not potabile.

MOS
It shall be minister’d to him, in his bowl.

CORB
Ay, do, do, do.

MOS
Most blessed cordial!
This will recover him.

CORB
Yes, do, do, do.

MOS
I think it were not best, sir.

CORB
What?

MOS
To recover him.

CORB
O, no, no, no; by no means.

MOS
Why, sir, this
Will work some strange effect, if he but feel it.

CORB
‘Tis true, therefore forbear; I’ll take my venture:
Give me it again.

MOS
At no hand; pardon me:
You shall not do yourself that wrong, sir. I
Will so advise you, you shall have it all.

CORB
How?

MOS
All, sir; ’tis your right, your own; no man
Can claim a part: ’tis yours, without a rival,
Decreed by destiny.

CORB
How, how, good Mosca?

MOS
I’ll tell you sir. This fit he shall recover.

CORB
I do conceive you.

MOS
And, on first advantage
Of his gain’d sense, will I re-importune him
Unto the making of his testament:
And shew him this.
[POINTING TO THE MONEY.]

CORB
Good, good.

MOS
‘Tis better yet,
If you will hear, sir.

CORB
Yes, with all my heart.

MOS
Now, would I counsel you, make home with speed;
There, frame a will; whereto you shall inscribe
My master your sole heir.

CORB
And disinherit
My son!

MOS
O, sir, the better: for that colour
Shall make it much more taking.

CORB
O, but colour?

MOS
This will sir, you shall send it unto me.
Now, when I come to inforce, as I will do,
Your cares, your watchings, and your many prayers,
Your more than many gifts, your this day’s present,
And last, produce your will; where, without thought,
Or least regard, unto your proper issue,
A son so brave, and highly meriting,
The stream of your diverted love hath thrown you
Upon my master, and made him your heir:
He cannot be so stupid, or stone-dead,
But out of conscience, and mere gratitude—

CORB
He must pronounce me his?

MOS
‘Tis true.

CORB
This plot
Did I think on before.

MOS
I do believe it.

CORB
Do you not believe it?

MOS
Yes, sir.

CORB
Mine own project.

MOS
Which, when he hath done, sir.

CORB
Publish’d me his heir?

MOS
And you so certain to survive him—

CORB
Ay.

MOS
Being so lusty a man—

CORB
‘Tis true.

MOS
Yes, sir—

CORB
I thought on that too. See, how he should be
The very organ to express my thoughts!

MOS
You have not only done yourself a good—

CORB
But multiplied it on my son.

MOS
‘Tis right, sir.

CORB
Still, my invention.

MOS
‘Las, sir! heaven knows,
It hath been all my study, all my care,
(I e’en grow gray withal,) how to work things—

CORB
I do conceive, sweet Mosca.

MOS
You are he,
For whom I labour here.

CORB
Ay, do, do, do:
I’ll straight about it.
[GOING.]

MOS
Rook go with you, raven!

CORB
I know thee honest.

MOS [ASIDE.]: You do lie, sir!

CORB: And—

MOS: Your knowledge is no better than your ears, sir.

CORB: I do not doubt, to be a father to thee.

MOS: Nor I to gull my brother of his blessing.

CORB: I may have my youth restored to me, why not?

MOS: Your worship is a precious ass!

CORB: What say’st thou?

MOS
I do desire your worship to make haste, sir.

CORB
‘Tis done, ’tis done, I go.
[EXIT.]

VOLP
[LEAPING FROM HIS COUCH.]: O, I shall burst!
Let out my sides, let out my sides—

MOS
Contain
Your flux of laughter, sir: you know this hope
Is such a bait, it covers any hook.

VOLP
O, but thy working, and thy placing it!
I cannot hold; good rascal, let me kiss thee:
I never knew thee in so rare a humour.

MOS
Alas sir, I but do as I am taught;
Follow your grave instructions; give them words;
Pour oil into their ears, and send them hence.

VOLP
‘Tis true, ’tis true. What a rare punishment
Is avarice to itself!

MOS
Ay, with our help, sir.

VOLP
So many cares, so many maladies,
So many fears attending on old age,
Yea, death so often call’d on, as no wish
Can be more frequent with them, their limbs faint,
Their senses dull, their seeing, hearing, going,
All dead before them; yea, their very teeth,
Their instruments of eating, failing them:
Yet this is reckon’d life! nay, here was one;
Is now gone home, that wishes to live longer!
Feels not his gout, nor palsy; feigns himself
Younger by scores of years, flatters his age
With confident belying it, hopes he may,
With charms, like Aeson, have his youth restored:
And with these thoughts so battens, as if fate
Would be as easily cheated on, as he,
And all turns air!
[KNOCKING WITHIN.]
Who’s that there, now? a third?

MOS
Close, to your couch again; I hear his voice:
It is Corvino, our spruce merchant.

VOLP [LIES DOWN AS BEFORE.]: Dead.

MOS
Another bout, sir, with your eyes.
[ANOINTING THEM.]
—Who’s there?
[ENTER CORVINO.]
Signior Corvino! come most wish’d for! O,
How happy were you, if you knew it, now!

CORV
Why? what? wherein?

MOS
The tardy hour is come, sir.

CORV
He is not dead?

MOS
Not dead, sir, but as good;
He knows no man.

CORV
How shall I do then?

MOS
Why, sir?

CORV
I have brought him here a pearl.

MOS
Perhaps he has
So much remembrance left, as to know you, sir:
He still calls on you; nothing but your name
Is in his mouth: Is your pearl orient, sir?

CORV
Venice was never owner of the like.

VOLP
[FAINTLY.]: Signior Corvino.

MOS
Hark.

VOLP
Signior Corvino!

MOS
He calls you; step and give it him.—He’s here, sir,
And he has brought you a rich pearl.

CORV
How do you, sir?
Tell him, it doubles the twelfth caract.

MOS
Sir,
He cannot understand, his hearing’s gone;
And yet it comforts him to see you—

CORV
Say,
I have a diamond for him, too.

MOS
Best shew it, sir;
Put it into his hand; ’tis only there
He apprehends: he has his feeling, yet.
See how he grasps it!

CORV
‘Las, good gentleman!
How pitiful the sight is!

MOS
Tut! forget, sir.
The weeping of an heir should still be laughter
Under a visor.

CORV
Why, am I his heir?

MOS
Sir, I am sworn, I may not shew the will,
Till he be dead; but, here has been Corbaccio,
Here has been Voltore, here were others too,
I cannot number ’em, they were so many;
All gaping here for legacies: but I,
Taking the vantage of his naming you,
“Signior Corvino, Signior Corvino,” took
Paper, and pen, and ink, and there I asked him,
Whom he would have his heir? “Corvino.” Who
Should be executor? “Corvino.” And,
To any question he was silent too,
I still interpreted the nods he made,
Through weakness, for consent: and sent home th’ others,
Nothing bequeath’d them, but to cry and curse.

CORV
O, my dear Mosca!
[THEY EMBRACE.]
Does he not perceive us?

MOS
No more than a blind harper. He knows no man,
No face of friend, nor name of any servant,
Who ’twas that fed him last, or gave him drink:
Not those he hath begotten, or brought up,
Can he remember.

CORV
Has he children?

MOS
Bastards,
Some dozen, or more, that he begot on beggars,
Gipsies, and Jews, and black-moors, when he was drunk.
Knew you not that, sir? ’tis the common fable.
The dwarf, the fool, the eunuch, are all his;
He’s the true father of his family,
In all, save me:—but he has giv’n them nothing.

CORV
That’s well, that’s well. Art sure he does not hear us?

MOS
Sure, sir! why, look you, credit your own sense.
[SHOUTS IN VOL.’S EAR.]
The pox approach, and add to your diseases,
If it would send you hence the sooner, sir,
For your incontinence, it hath deserv’d it
Thoroughly, and thoroughly, and the plague to boot!—
You may come near, sir.—Would you would once close
Those filthy eyes of yours, that flow with slime,
Like two frog-pits; and those same hanging cheeks,
Cover’d with hide, instead of skin—Nay help, sir—
That look like frozen dish-clouts, set on end!

CORV
[ALOUD.]: Or like an old smoked wall, on which the rain
Ran down in streaks!

MOS
Excellent! sir, speak out:
You may be louder yet: A culverin
Discharged in his ear would hardly bore it.

CORV
His nose is like a common sewer, still running.

MOS
‘Tis good! And what his mouth?

CORV
A very draught.

MOS
O, stop it up—

CORV
By no means.

MOS
‘Pray you, let me.
Faith I could stifle him, rarely with a pillow,
As well as any woman that should keep him.

CORV
Do as you will: but I’ll begone.

MOS
Be so:
It is your presence makes him last so long.

CORV
I pray you, use no violence.

MOS
No, sir! why?
Why should you be thus scrupulous, pray you, sir?

CORV
Nay, at your discretion.

MOS
Well, good sir, begone.

CORV
I will not trouble him now, to take my pearl.

MOS
Puh! nor your diamond. What a needless care
Is this afflicts you? Is not all here yours?
Am not I here, whom you have made your creature?
That owe my being to you?

CORV
Grateful Mosca!
Thou art my friend, my fellow, my companion,
My partner, and shalt share in all my fortunes.

MOS
Excepting one.

CORV
What’s that?

MOS
Your gallant wife, sir,—
[EXIT CORV.]
Now is he gone: we had no other means
To shoot him hence, but this.

VOLP
My divine Mosca!
Thou hast to-day outgone thyself.
[KNOCKING WITHIN.]
—Who’s there?
I will be troubled with no more. Prepare
Me music, dances, banquets, all delights;
The Turk is not more sensual in his pleasures,
Than will Volpone.
[EXIT MOS.]
Let me see; a pearl!
A diamond! plate! chequines! Good morning’s purchase,
Why, this is better than rob churches, yet;
Or fat, by eating, once a month, a man.
[RE-ENTER MOSCA.]
Who is’t?

MOS
The beauteous lady Would-be, sir.
Wife to the English knight, Sir Politick Would-be,
(This is the style, sir, is directed me,)
Hath sent to know how you have slept to-night,
And if you would be visited?

VOLP
Not now:
Some three hours hence—

MOS
I told the squire so much.

VOLP
When I am high with mirth and wine; then, then:
‘Fore heaven, I wonder at the desperate valour
Of the bold English, that they dare let loose
Their wives to all encounters!

MOS
Sir, this knight
Had not his name for nothing, he is politick,
And knows, howe’er his wife affect strange airs,
She hath not yet the face to be dishonest:
But had she signior Corvino’s wife’s face—

VOLP
Has she so rare a face?

MOS
O, sir, the wonder,
The blazing star of Italy! a wench
Of the first year! a beauty ripe as harvest!
Whose skin is whiter than a swan all over,
Than silver, snow, or lilies! a soft lip,
Would tempt you to eternity of kissing!
And flesh that melteth in the touch to blood!
Bright as your gold, and lovely as your gold!

VOLP
Why had not I known this before?

MOS
Alas, sir,
Myself but yesterday discover’d it.

VOLP
How might I see her?

MOS
O, not possible;
She’s kept as warily as is your gold;
Never does come abroad, never takes air,
But at a window. All her looks are sweet,
As the first grapes or cherries, and are watch’d
As near as they are.

VOLP
I must see her.

MOS
Sir,
There is a guard of spies ten thick upon her,
All his whole household; each of which is set
Upon his fellow, and have all their charge,
When he goes out, when he comes in, examined.

VOLP
I will go see her, though but at her window.

MOS
In some disguise, then.

VOLP
That is true; I must
Maintain mine own shape still the same: we’ll think.

[EXEUNT.]

This is the end of the Lyrics

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